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Columboned 

When a man pumps his cock in a fashion similar to a shotgun like the columbine massacre shooters and busts on her face.
Guy1: damn bro I columboned my girl last night moe

Guy2: you had a pump nutgun
Columboned by Smellypotato420 March 3, 2017
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columnbined 

Actually created by Vex, but used often by Audiovoid.
"Columnbined bitch!1" or "You just got columbined newb."
columnbined by Vex February 10, 2005

Columbowned 

Usually when you get owned, it's usually by someone superior to you in a certain field that both of you are somewhat good at. Getting Columbowned is far superior as it's the act of being owned in your "top field" by someone who is seen as stupid or much lower than yourself.
Done in every episode of Columbo, he in fact Columbowns every murderer (with a few exceptions) with unorthodox methods, asking trapping questions, acting stupid, when he's in fact just building his case to Columbowning the suspect.
"The problem is, he's blocking traffic. Right in the middle of the shooting a citizen comes down, what's he gonna say..."I'm in the middle of a shooting?" Pre Columbowning done by the Lieutenant.
"I must say I found you disappointing; I mean your incompetence. You left enought clues to sink a ship. And for a man of your intelligence, you got caught in a lot of stupid lies." Columbowned was the suspect.
Columbowned by MrLemonLame1 July 10, 2011

columnbined 

Invented by the great Xbox Live member Audiovoid and the word columnbined has spread like a pest all over the web. Columnbined often used when killing a large amount of people.
"OH! They just got columnbined!"
columnbined by Paynie February 9, 2005