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Columboned 

When a man pumps his cock in a fashion similar to a shotgun like the columbine massacre shooters and busts on her face.
Guy1: damn bro I columboned my girl last night moe

Guy2: you had a pump nutgun
Columboned by Smellypotato420 March 3, 2017
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columnbined 

Actually created by Vex, but used often by Audiovoid.
"Columnbined bitch!1" or "You just got columbined newb."
columnbined by Vex February 10, 2005

Columbowned 

Usually when you get owned, it's usually by someone superior to you in a certain field that both of you are somewhat good at. Getting Columbowned is far superior as it's the act of being owned in your "top field" by someone who is seen as stupid or much lower than yourself.
Done in every episode of Columbo, he in fact Columbowns every murderer (with a few exceptions) with unorthodox methods, asking trapping questions, acting stupid, when he's in fact just building his case to Columbowning the suspect.
"The problem is, he's blocking traffic. Right in the middle of the shooting a citizen comes down, what's he gonna say..."I'm in the middle of a shooting?" Pre Columbowning done by the Lieutenant.
"I must say I found you disappointing; I mean your incompetence. You left enought clues to sink a ship. And for a man of your intelligence, you got caught in a lot of stupid lies." Columbowned was the suspect.
Columbowned by MrLemonLame1 July 10, 2011

columnbined 

Invented by the great Xbox Live member Audiovoid and the word columnbined has spread like a pest all over the web. Columnbined often used when killing a large amount of people.
"OH! They just got columnbined!"
columnbined by Paynie February 9, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026