I’ve never been to this school, but dear god. The Columbine High School Mascot has the fattest
ass I’ve ever seen. I would kill to vore his sweet, juicy
ass. Every day I walk by and
dream of shrinking him done to the smallest size I can, and voring his tasty
ass. god, it’s the only thing that I care about anymore. I left my wife because I don’t love her as much as I love the Columbine High School Mascot. Karen, if you see this, I don’t regret my choices.