The best city in America, one of the top 20 largest too. 6th most dangerous in cities over 500,000 and 6th fattest in America. We've got the OSU Buckeyes, Tons of restaurants, And it isn't some suck-ass cow town like people say it is. We've got OSU, Nationwide Arena, Wyandot Lake, pleny of clubs. Home to some of the nicest and most opinionated people in the united states. And plus, it's not in michigan.
by Nick June 27, 2004
A city in Texas named after Columbus, Ohio. It sits roughly between Houston and San Antonio, although it is closer to Houston. All the people in this town seem to care about is the high school football team known as the Cardinals. High school football is all this town knows. Thus football players are gives free As by the school's teachers so they can play. Three members of the Schoebel family went on to play in the NFL. Although they don't really stand out and kind of suck. The town is about 5 to 10 years behind the rest of the world and are a close minded people that hate change. They have nothing to do in this small town. Other than Wal-Mart there is nothing. There are no real signs of intelligence in this town. If you come across it on I10 by all means pass by it. Stop in Sealy, TX or Wiemar, TX instead. Those are more friendly towns.
Joan: "Hey john we haven't stopped since San Antonio. I need to pee."
John: "No this is Columbus, Texas. Town of small minded racist rednecks and other assorted dumb asses. Lets continue on and we well stop at Sealy, A much better town."
Joan: "Ok I definitely don't want to be around some inbred hicks."
John: "No this is Columbus, Texas. Town of small minded racist rednecks and other assorted dumb asses. Lets continue on and we well stop at Sealy, A much better town."
Joan: "Ok I definitely don't want to be around some inbred hicks."
by Former Columbus Texan April 9, 2011
T-Dog Jenkins, its not in southern ohio you fucking retard. Get your geography straight you fucking asshat
by Peter Wang May 6, 2005
by dazademik October 23, 2007
The state capital and largest city of Ohio. A small-to-medium sized city and 16th largest in the U.S., with about 700,000 in the city and another million in the metro area. It will NEVER have the profile of New York, Phily, Boston, San Fran, Chicago or L.A. but is more comparible to its peer cities of Indianapolis, Louisville or Kansas City. It's a nice college town with plenty of bars, but keeps a very low profile. It is known for nothing except for Ohio State University football. OSU is the single-largest university in the country by student body. Columbus is a progressive metropolis however with a generally young, educated population, where jobs in high-tech industries are growing rapidly. All in all, Columbus is a nice city to live in with several hip neighborhoods.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 4, 2007
see cowtown
Small city where the people think they are cool and are obsessed with Ohio State football eventhough most of them have nothing to do with the university - its pathetic.
Oh, and they all drive half the speed of the speed limit in their rusted out trucks adorned with NASCAR and Buckeyes stickers.
Small city where the people think they are cool and are obsessed with Ohio State football eventhough most of them have nothing to do with the university - its pathetic.
Oh, and they all drive half the speed of the speed limit in their rusted out trucks adorned with NASCAR and Buckeyes stickers.
Columbus Hick: Columbus is the best place in the universe
Normal Person: Oh really? Why is that?
Columbus Hick: Cause we have the BUCKEYES
Normal Person: Oh, you went to Ohio State?
Columbus Hick: Naws
Normal Person: Oh really? Why is that?
Columbus Hick: Cause we have the BUCKEYES
Normal Person: Oh, you went to Ohio State?
Columbus Hick: Naws
by Biffffffffff August 3, 2006
"hey you torched the top, Columbus that shit!"
"I thought that bowl was done, till I Columbused that bitch"
"I thought that bowl was done, till I Columbused that bitch"
by Ganjjerrific October 7, 2011