Colonispy

a disease causing you to only see assholes

Working for the complaint department can cause Colonispy. or "equal opportunity employers are allowed to fire you if diagnosed by a licensed physician as suffering from Colonispy"

Colonispy by Frisky1525 April 28, 2010

Colonist Shuffle 

A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.

"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."

Colonist Shuffle by Spiffeee June 9, 2009

colonipop 

co•lon'i•pop

(noun)
1- Something given to someone to sooth them when they have expelled something that has been kept inside building up pressure, real or metaphorically speaking.

2- A piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick that is held in the hand while the anus is licked.

3- A buttplug.

4- A lollipop given to someone after they receive a colonic.

1- "After he wasted 30 minutes of my time by telling me about his trouble with the DPT, I offered him a colonipop."

colonipop by T.bias, Kraquehaus Productions October 29, 2007

Colonisti 

Colonisti is an extremely interesting and beautiful place in Mangalia (Romania). Usually different species of animals are found here. For example bombardieri, coarde, varu and others. If you don't want to get home there is the perfect place u can disappear. I recommend! There is where i found the best varu!

Tashak hai in Colonisti sa spargem niste seminte! Da Valah haide varu!

Colonisti by dumb bitch named Bianca November 17, 2020

Colon Colonisation 

(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.

Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.

Colon Colonisation by TittySmack September 4, 2016

Keyboard Colonist 

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

Keyboard Colonist by MCSpammer November 11, 2022

to colonise 

For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).

"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"

to colonise by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009