Cologne Shower

An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.

Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.

by Sevhakop December 14, 2008

Highway Cologne

The Sweet Smell Of A Rotting Carcass Stewing In The Hot Sun Along The Roadway. The Natural course Of Decomposition Has Long Settled In. Usually That Of An Animal That Has Been Struck By either A Car Or A Truck.

Chris Said The Highway Cologne Was Really Strong When He Was Ridding His Bike Back From Sturgis.

by CRRS August 3, 2007

stoner cologne

Air freshener, or any other strong smelling cleaner that takes away the smell of weed.

Bro, you smell like mad bud. Don't worry, I got a bottle of stoner cologne in my car.

by super fader December 20, 2006

Ghetto Cologne

Febreeze or other type of air freshener used instead of real cologne do to lack of that and/or money

Justin:Hey you smell good is that the new MJ cologne
Ki: what you think im that rich. This is just some ghetto cologne

by PapA Shamus November 9, 2009

nut cologne

The smell on your face that lingers after a guy screws yer mouth, from his nuts smackin yer face repeatedly

"I'm wearing Brent's nut cologne, from our session this morning, have a sniff."

by Mr. Mangina March 18, 2005

Camping Cologne

Any kind of Insect Repellant, Bug Spray, whatever keeps the mosquitos from biting.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm being eaten alive by these bugs!
Person 2: Time to break out the Camping Cologne!

by Andrew Clayberg September 4, 2007

Disney cologne

The wafting aroma of sun screen, sweat, deodorant and BO that everyone wears whilst vacationing in the world of Disney.

Man, I was gonna shower this morning before we headed out to Epcot center, but I think I'm just gonna wear my Disney cologne like everyone else.

Boy am I glad everyone is wearing their Disney cologne, or else this place would smell like balls and ass.

by biggiesmallzballz June 25, 2010