One who awakes duct taped to the couch and has
permanent marker written all over them. One whose car keys were put into a bowl of water and put
in the freezer. One who awakes
in the garage with spray paint around them, tattooed with marker and dawn poured down their throat. People once awoken take a look at each other and start laughing because they are all tattooed, mummified in duct tape and have bay oil in their rears. If this or anything like this has happened to you, you have been Collins'd