CofC kid: "Had a 3.8 gpa and a 1350 SAT, I went to CofC because the 5:1 female to male ratio was worth the extra money. Chucktown is the shit!"
Frat Boy: My brothers are having a little shin-dig over on Morris street, but I think I'm going to have to buy some cocaine before I go out.
Random Pseudo-hippie: "headies, lucy, boomers, BC, ether, hash-oil, brownies!"
TFK 2- College of Charleston
TFK 1-Why? You got into Yale.
TFK 2- Because Charleston has palm trees and it's not like I have to get a real job out of college anyway.
TFK 1- True man. See you in Hyannisport this summer!