Mary: hey did you know keltie colleen is a rockette?
Rayna: I thought she was a stripper...she isnt a fucking rockette!!
Mary: DAMN STRAIGHT!!
Rayna: I thought she was a stripper...she isnt a fucking rockette!!
Mary: DAMN STRAIGHT!!
by Mary Massacre August 27, 2008
when your bitch of a grandma takes the life insurance money your mom left you and your brother for college and blows it on cars and home renovations.
by sadradpartydad April 13, 2020
Colleen Ballinger is a kind hearted human, she is very caring and honest and will be there for people if they need someone the most. She’s so sweet and respectful to her fans. She is a wonderful mom to Flynn. She is incredibly talented. Colleen is a gift from god and beautiful, and her fans will be so hurt if Colleen is sad and will be happy when she’s happy. She’s a wife to the handsome Erik Stocklin. Erik and Colleen have a strong bond and love each other so so much. And I’m glad to call my self a colleen fan. Colleen also plays as a character named Miranda Sings. Miranda is hilarious and weird but weird In a good way. We love you Colleen thank you for making us all smile and laugh when we need it.
by okaycolleen June 1, 2020
by Colleenstan June 11, 2020
by Amari, Brooklyn, Colleen July 15, 2022
This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.
Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"
Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."
Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."
by LouWho2 June 16, 2011
Colleen Ballinger is known to be Miranda Sings. She is an amazing mother with premature twins at a NICU and vlogs her journey on Colleen Vlogs. She has a husband, actor Erik Stocklin and another son, Flynn Timothy Stocklin, who is nearly 3 years old. She has inspired millions of people and helps children with cancer by holding a fundraiser instead of birthday gifts. Colleen is a kind and loving person.
Colleen Ballinger is known to be Miranda Sings.
by emcozycolleen November 24, 2021