an amazingly sacred word only utilized when user is incandescently and incredulously sure they are telling the utmost truth.
by _f1_ July 23, 2009
To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.
Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
by King Votori August 25, 2014
John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!
by RodWood July 17, 2010
by YoBredrin September 30, 2020
One of the top liberal arts colleges in the nation, Colgate University is home to some of the brightest and best young men and women, who hail from a variety of states and countries. Colgate, or 'Gate, as it is affectionately called by the student body, sports Division 1 athletic teams and a famously lively party scene. It has very little affiliation with the toothpaste brand, and anyone who makes what he or she thinks is a witty and original quip regarding the shared name should light his or her self on fire and jump out of a window for being so mindless...and go back to Hamilton College, the ugly cousin of Colgate.
"So, where are you going to college?"
"Colgate University."
"Oh, I didn't know you were so interested in toothpaste! Do you want to be a dentist?"
"Oh, that's really original you dumb shit. Excuse me while I graduate from one of the best schools in the country. Why don't you go back to Bucknell, get drunk, and fuck your sister. Asshole. Oh yeah, and Cornell can suck my dick."
"Colgate University."
"Oh, I didn't know you were so interested in toothpaste! Do you want to be a dentist?"
"Oh, that's really original you dumb shit. Excuse me while I graduate from one of the best schools in the country. Why don't you go back to Bucknell, get drunk, and fuck your sister. Asshole. Oh yeah, and Cornell can suck my dick."
by Colgate Raiders August 27, 2007
to brush someones teeth with a penis; to give a blow job with toothpaste lathered on the penis; so dirty yet very clean; variations include the cinnamon rush and the citris cyclone
by nikop December 10, 2007
He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.
Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!
Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!
by Frank "Laboner" Joseph December 1, 2008