The most epic-ly epic badass to ever live. Will absolutely pwn you with her pistol Gertrude. Them rectangles better wards out, cause sheriff Colgate’s in town.
by Twoxer Geaminege September 7, 2021
The Colgate is when you are recieving some dank ass dome (head) and upon completion you shave your pubes, throw them in your tricks mouth, finish your load and swab that ho's teath.
by Masta Piz April 19, 2009
Latin Name: Colgatus Yuppo
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as Yuppies.
They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"
In other words Stuckup Cunts.
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as Yuppies.
They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"
In other words Stuckup Cunts.
Abi: "I was just talking to these guys over there and it turned out one of them was a real Colgater."
Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."
Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."
by Matt.Mason. April 9, 2008
Bucknell Student: "Dude, did you get into Bucknell?"
Future Colgate Student: "No, but I got into Colgate"
Bucknell Student: "That sucks dude, I use that toothpaste though"
Future Colgate Student: "No, but I got into Colgate"
Bucknell Student: "That sucks dude, I use that toothpaste though"
by Bucknell is better. July 31, 2006
by garram October 26, 2005
by fatawesome October 10, 2007
To brush one's teeth.
A reference to my little pony: friendship is magic 's background character Colgate whom the fans have named after the fact her hair is toothpaste coloured.
Made by Intelligent Derpy Hooves (FIM)
A reference to my little pony: friendship is magic 's background character Colgate whom the fans have named after the fact her hair is toothpaste coloured.
Made by Intelligent Derpy Hooves (FIM)
by Intelligent Derpy Hooves December 21, 2012