Coleplaint 

When someone makes a stupid and ridiculously absurd complaint in regards to a fantasy sports league.

"This is bullshit, how was i supposed to know that Bob Cousy isn't in the league if you fuckers don't tell me this shit? Im gonna delete my team."

"stfu and stop it with your coleplaint"

Coleplaint by Realantasy March 18, 2010

taint complaint 

when your taint smells so foul that someone makes a formal complaint to the local authorities.

Man, Martin's taint smelled so bad that Jenny filed a taint complaint to the police department. I think he is serving 5 to 10!

taint complaint by jeeeeeahhhh July 16, 2009

fall-back complaint 

when someone often changes the subject to repeat specific complaints.

Bill mentioning a problem he is having regardless of what other people are saying is a fall-back complaint.

Joe: How was your day?
Bill: Fine. Do you know why is the bus always late?

Mary: Hello Bill.
Bill: Hey. The bus is late again.

Dave: Talk to you tomorrow Bill.
Bill: Okay! I hope the bus wont be late.

Jim: Can you give me Mary's number?
Bill: Did you know the bus is always late?

fall-back complaint by mack junk February 3, 2012

Complaint of Karens 

Any number of Karen, in congregation, are called an "Complaint"

A Complaint of Karens, is like a Murder of Crows. No good will come from it.

Complaint of Karens by Biggerest D August 21, 2020

Stout Complaint 

Lucas John "Luke" Helder (born May 5, 1981) also known as the Midwest Pipe Bomber, is an American domestic terrorist and former University of Wisconsin–Stout student from Pine Island, Minnesota. In 2002, while attending the University of Wisconsin–Stout, Helder planned to plant pipe bombs in mailboxes across the United States to create a smiley face shape on the United States map.
Less than a year after a University of Wisconsin-Stout student was charged with planting pipe bombs in mailboxes, a second UW-Stout student faces criminal charges related to the devices. The 19-year-old student was charged Monday with possessing explosives after being found with 11 pipe bombs in his dorm room.

"If I had a nickel for every time a Stout engineering student made Stout Complaints, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"
"Don't get so heated you send a Stout Complaint"
"Some diabolical separatist organizations sent Stout Complaints to their opponents"
"There are tutorials on building Stout Complaints which I wholeheartedly disavow."

Stout Complaint by fortnitegameing April 13, 2023

portnoy's complaint 

A book created by Phillip Roth. One would say it is about a Jewish kid losing his religion, until they notice the first 200 pages say "cunt" "pussy" "wad" "dong" "dork" "dick" "putz" or "fuck" at least twice a page. After that you could say it is about a Jewish kid losing his sex drive towards those whom he should stereotypically find atractive, Jewish girls, due to the actions of his parents.

"Hi"--softly, and with a little surprise, as though I might have met her somewhere before...

"To buy you a drink," I said.

"A real swinger," she said, sneering.

Sneering! Two seconds--and two insults! To the Assistant Commissioner of Human Opportunity for this whole city! "To eat your pussy, baby, how's that?" My God! She's going to call a cop! Who'll turn me in to the Mayor!

"That's better," she replied.

And so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment where she took off her clothes and said, "Go ahead."

Coolest fucking book ever.

portnoy's complaint by 6:47 AM June 10, 2005

complaint 

A group of Karens

What's going on over at the managers desk?
We got a complaint and it's going to be a LONG day.

complaint by Samzar May 1, 2020