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Colbster 

Colbster is a male that is very sexy and has hairy legs. Likes to rub his leg hair on his friends. Is also thiccc with three c’s.
That colbster is so cool
Colbster by Gage Hernandez January 17, 2019
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The Colbster 

“The Colbster” is a nickname given to a guy named Colby, he loves to eat shit and often says the phrase “ it’s Colbin time” in the act, it serves as a reference to his favourite movie morbius
Man 1: I can smell something really bad

Man 2: it’s probably The Colbster
Colby: it’s colbin time!
*the Colbster then eats human shit*

The Clobster 

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.
The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.
The Clobster by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007

ColesterPlayz 

A YouTuber obsessed with Bed Wars that both uploads and live streams gameplay.
Me: Have you seen ColesterPlayz?
Them: Oh yeah the Bed Wars youtuber!
ColesterPlayz by XBOXGamerGuy February 12, 2021

colester-roll 

a type of tasty manwich that consists of two pieces of bread (a bread roll) crammed with the finest heart attack inducing, fat dripping, fried goodness that only a true man could survive the consumption of!
man A - what you got there?
man B - a colester-roll!
man A - ?
man B - half a big mac, bacon, sausage, egg, butter bit of pork pie and and the end of a sausage role all deep fat fried and served in a roll
colester-roll by wrad November 2, 2010
The office friendly way to say cock holster.
Adam, shut your colster!
Colster by Mat Sully October 2, 2009

Colester 

Colester. The nick name given to those who bare the name of cole. Colester is the nick name of champions and is known for cunningness and loyalty. A best friend and a a considerate heart. Finds one love and sticks with them for life. Is a go getter and overachiever. An aposolute stud. Never gives up and is wise beyond there years. Colester only come once every few generations and work towards one ultimate goal and won't stop until its achieved. The current Colester of this generation is Cole Wilson. This cole is different. He also bares the last name Wilson. A last name of champions and legends. There are many things to be learned about any one Colester and is a master of his own mind. The only ones privileged to know this are ones the current Colester allows. It is an honor to be considered a friend or companion of a Colester. The only mistake made with Colesters is mistaking kindness for weakness.
He has to to be a Colester! There's no way he couldn't be...
Colester by Legend historian October 27, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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