The creme de la creme place, and birth place (and sometimes home) of shit holes, bogans, in-breds, tools, fuckwits, leeches, druggies and quegs who often relocate to Cairns in North Queensland to live off their in-laws. They then have feral kids who in turn sponge off their grand parents. These off spring then have mongrels to sponge off their great grand parents, et seq....
Hey Crypto; ya still livin in da swamp? Naah... the old reptile's old man has plenty of dough.... I'll git some outta im soon enough matey.... Got a mate back in Colac who is gonna come up n stay for a week (time in finitum)
by QPump August 7, 2011
A Pathetic excuse for a town. Largely populated with Farmers, Bogan's, and Pot-Heads you would be lucky for someone from Colac to know the meaning of the word Computer.
by ABloke July 25, 2011
by mugwumpmugwump May 15, 2011
Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
by Strahany June 29, 2019
A born and bred 3250 (post code for Colac - Shit Hole Capital of Australia) who moves to North Queensland to reside, and earns his daily bread and pays his way by way of sponging and selling dope. He is then duty bound to blow a sheila up and help Centrelink justify their existence. There is then an aristocratic obligation to fat another sheila and on and on and on and on and on and on.............
Hey man where ya from? I like that fuggin big fat joint ya got. Aw shucks, I be a Colac Crypt. Shit! It's mah lucky day.... come on over and we will see if we caint get some jism outta this old cunt......
by QPump August 7, 2011
When you hire a prostiute from the suburb of Colac in Melbourne, Australia and after some sexual acts, to top it off the women shall step directly on to the males testical, bursting the testicle resulting in excruciating pain.
"Shit man, my bloody testicles are still hurting from that god damn the Colac Sheila last night. God she got me horny though".
by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017