Cohoon

To own. To be in ownership of a person, most commonly a noob. Oftenly used in position while owning (otherwise known as pwning) a person in a video game, contact sport, or everyday situation in which makes an unsuspecting person look like an a-hole.
Ex- man1: Oh man, did you see that guy over there get tackled into the floor?
man2: Yeah, he was totally Cohooned like a biznatch

Ex- man1: This guy is totally being destroyed at this game. Watch me Cohoon him with a sweet me lee attack.
by Lsticky July 15, 2007
mugGet the Cohoonmug.

Cohoon

"I totally Cohooned this bad blonde on Market Street the other night"
by KaroondinhaKreeper May 30, 2023
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