When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.
"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."
by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014
the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.
"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"
by amana May 29, 2008
When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 February 28, 2011
Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".
by cautiscy September 2, 2009
by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020