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Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.
Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.
Codelingus by literalgrrl December 2, 2011
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codalingus 

Codalingus (noun) - The act of practicing female genital oral stimulation using tuna sashimi to simulate the labia. Usually perpetrated by older men in sushi restaurants.
Dude 1: I can't go into a sushi bar with him any more.
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: The way he eats raw fish; it's like he's practicing codalingus.
codalingus by Tiddly Wink October 15, 2013

Conalingus 

Oral sex usually when you lick pXssy
Anyone down for some conalingus?
Conalingus by Fag_Bag163 June 6, 2018

conalingus 

Oral sex, usually stimlulation of the female genitals with mouth or tongue normally from a third person.
He gave me a little conalingus
conalingus by Simon Davenport April 25, 2006

Conelingus

The act of moving your tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer labia on one side. Once you've done that, draw her lips into your mouth and massage them with your tongue. Remember to continuously return to her clitoris.
"Hey bro, my pc buddies need a different consent form for conelingus! "
Conelingus by BruceWillis24 June 14, 2016

Codeling 

The sound made by a programmer while writing source code.
Person What did you say?

Programmer Oh nothing I was just codeling.
Codeling by FenderQ November 21, 2010

The Condolingus Special 

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.
Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.
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