The act of breaking in a mall or shop with a car, often trying to escape the police. A failed attempt can be seen in the Blues Brothers movies. Inspired by the homonymous circuit from Mario Kart Wii.
Anthony and Jim tried a Coconut Mall to get away with the money last night, but eventually they were caught.
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hey you’ve just been coconut malled send this to someone else to undo the coconut malled on you
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This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut
I love eating Coconut Malled Food! It's so good
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Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy
This shit is not hard at all like they said. This is a coconut mall.
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(Verb) The action to play the Coconut Mall music at others.

aka Nintendo rickrolling.
I just Coconut Malled someone online!
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is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.
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is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM
by Marcopion November 21, 2022
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