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1. Cockstipated
The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.
Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"
2. cockstipated
inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.
I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.
by Silence Mar 26, 2003 add a video
3. cockstipated
whenever you have cock shoved so far up your ass that you have to poop rendering your shit button useless.
doug: "pull it out steve because im getting cockstipated!"
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