Cockford 

Another name for Rockford. (Rockford, IL Rockford, MI ect..) Mainly used by people that are not so keen of the place.

"Hey got any plans this weekend?"

"Yeah, just headin' up to Cockford."

"Damn. Sucks bro.."

Cockford by bc93 November 21, 2011

Cockfor 

A terrible stench and a way to make your friends look silly.

Me: It's smells like cockfor in here.

Friend: What's cockfor?

Me: Having sex.

Cockfor by TwentyFiveToLife March 10, 2011

crockford 

An expert in the field of javascript. Also known as a javascript God.

Hey kevin! You are such a "crockford!"

crockford by nullisnotundefined April 15, 2011

cocklord 

One who worships teh cock. Likes nothing more than to be sprayed in the face with man juice.

Man, that Hecate is such a cocklord

cocklord by bodhi January 19, 2003

crockford 

the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls

dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy

ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night

crockford by gc2008 March 20, 2008

[Kalven Crockford] 

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.

You are such a Kalven Crockford

[Kalven Crockford] by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008

crockford 

The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.

Tim did another crockford last night.

crockford by aps2008 March 19, 2008