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A terrible stench and a way to make your friends look silly.
Me: It's smells like cockfor in here.

Friend: What's cockfor?

Me: Having sex.
Cockfor by TwentyFiveToLife March 10, 2011

crockford 

An expert in the field of javascript. Also known as a javascript God.
Hey kevin! You are such a "crockford!"
crockford by nullisnotundefined April 15, 2011

cocklord 

One who worships teh cock. Likes nothing more than to be sprayed in the face with man juice.
Man, that Hecate is such a cocklord
cocklord by bodhi January 19, 2003

crockford 

the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls
dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy

ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
crockford by gc2008 March 20, 2008

[Kalven Crockford] 

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.
[Kalven Crockford] by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008

crockford 

The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.
Tim did another crockford last night.
crockford by aps2008 March 19, 2008