the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls
dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy
ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
trendsetter, a person who doesnt tolerate naivity in regards to music.
someone who relishes in songs with lyrics such as...
"ass n titties"
"hoe dont cry when i nut in your eye"
"trika is the taste"
that guy is an utter siggers
i wish i was as siggers as that guy
To be crocked
When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles
bad luck on being crocked last night mate
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