3 definitions by gc2008

Top Definition
the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls
dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy

ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
by gc2008 March 20, 2008
trendsetter, a person who doesnt tolerate naivity in regards to music.

someone who relishes in songs with lyrics such as...
"ass n titties"
"hoe dont cry when i nut in your eye"
"trika is the taste"
that guy is an utter siggers

i wish i was as siggers as that guy
by gc2008 March 20, 2008
To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles
bad luck on being crocked last night mate
by gc2008 March 19, 2008

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