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Cockazoid 

Comes from: Cau·ca·soid Anthropology
adj.
Of or relating to the Caucasian racial classification. Not in scientific use.

COCK a ZOID
This meaning is derogatory towards White People. Like Cracker or Honkey. Using Cock combined with the classic definition.
Back down, cockazoid.

What's the cockazoid doin' round these parts.
Cockazoid by Jane Zoom July 14, 2004
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cockazoid 

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.
"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."
cockazoid by jenn March 15, 2004

cockazoid 

1. one who resembles a penis, testes or scotum.

2. one who ejaculates in his pants.
stay away cockazoid!
cockazoid by Brian Smith November 7, 2004

Cockazoid 

A stray pubic hair left on the rim of a stand-up urinal in a public restroom.
"Hey, get in the bathroom and clean the cockazoids off the urinal!
Cockazoid by CVFD7704 July 22, 2011

cockroids 

cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S.,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!
Jimmy needs to get some cockroids so can hit home runs with his special lady friend all night ! Cuz chicks dig the long ball !!!
cockroids by J.DONO October 31, 2009

cockroids 

cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!
Jimmy needs to get some cockroids, so he can hit home runs with his special lady friend all night ! Cuz chicks dig the long ball !!!
cockroids by J.DONO October 31, 2009

cockadoodle

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!
cockadoodle by claudel October 3, 2009
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