The act of performing a keg stand on one's cock. A friend of the recipient holds the cock stander's feet as they give a blowjob. The audience counts on every neck thrust, and the number is awarded to the recipient of the aforementioned blowjob.
"Okay I am way too drunk to do another keg stand."
"Time for another cock stand Becky! I'm beating 76 this time."
"Time for another cock stand Becky! I'm beating 76 this time."
by basedgod69 February 24, 2012
The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding
by rucus11 September 25, 2009