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5.
A person that sucks at life...

see also, tool
A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
by Kris Stuart April 12, 2005
 
1.
Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
by \/\/ February 21, 2004
 
2.
A felatious female's mouth
This bitch gave me head last night, and man was she a great cockpump!
by Billy7729 February 08, 2007
 
3.
Kok-puhmp, v. To cock-pump is to place a pumpkin with a penis carved in it on a person's front porch.
We knew James had two young kids, so we cock-pumped him, rang the doorbell, and ran away.
by Lake City October 22, 2006
 
4.
The mouth of a person. Best when accompanied by the word 'saucy'
I told John that Billy was talking smack, so John told me to Billy to shut his saucy cockpump. John the suggested we get Taco Bell.
by kkevo November 21, 2005