Cock Lady

A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.

"Hi there, how can I help you?"

"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."

"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"

"I need a large cock."

by mcbitty boppers July 19, 2009

Lady cock

male genetialia, on a transvestite

I slept with a tranny last night, but it's not gay because she has a lady cock and huge tits.

by Straightshooter March 18, 2016