KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
JB: Well not at first...
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner