An insult aimed at an individual who has acted in such a way that they have either embarrased themselves, those close to them or in such a way as they have made a complete twat of themselves!
Bob: I see our local MP has been caught claiming for dirty movies!

Tony: Yes, what a complete cock knocker!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
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A Cock Knocker is an individual who frequently masterbates men. Calling a man a Cock Knocker is like calling him a homosexual. Calling a woman a Cock Knocker is like calling her a loose whore who touches men frequently
Nelson is a Cock Knocker, therefore, he masterbates other men and is a homosexual.
by Rino Ramagioli November 20, 2003
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the male version of the word cunt. A cock knocker is a male who needs to be called the worst word you can come up with. He is the kind of man that if he were a woman you would call a cunt. He is the kind of person that will relentlessly take the wind out of you, deliberately sabotage you, and sometimes even seems to enjoy being hated.
My professor is such a cock knocker! He said that all the girls in the class may as well drop because they won't pass anyway! GRRRR... I loath that mo-fo!
by ismirth June 2, 2007
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Used frequently as an insult, Cock Knocker refers to a person of either sex who grabs or pats a mans crotch. The act of Cock Knocking has two meanings: 1) A way for one male to congratulate another male similar to American football players patting each other on the rear. or 2) A sexual advance toward a male by a person of the either sex.
by JediAndi April 5, 2003
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a cock knocker is a person(s) that is gay, homosexual or a plain old dickface
see (knob Jockey) for fether definition of cock knocker
by Alex Walters March 25, 2005
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A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.

Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.
"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."
by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005
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This happens during a threesome (2m&1F).
If one guy is up the ass and the other is up her flange. Both guys can feel there cocks knocking against each other.
This also can apply if the 'double A/double V' method is being used!

Jane could feel them both inside her, they were a couple of cock knockers.
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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