Cocaine looks like sugar but you sniff it and it makes you feel good. The issue is sniffing is tiring so I’d prefer to smoke. There’s an issue with all drugs but cocaine has no others. Except for the fact you can’t have sex with it
Girl: will you go out with me
Boy: no I love cocaine not you
by The White Parade February 12, 2020
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A white powder that when snorted it gives you the extraordinary effect that the more you do the more you'll laugh out of context.
*Bob snorts a line of cocaine*

Justin: Can I borrow your phone? My wife has just been in a car crash

Bob: Really?! HAHAHAHA! Ohhhh man...

*Snorts another line*

Justin: I'm serious dude, she's fighting for her life

Bob: HAHAHAHA! Please stop man, my sides are splitting!
by Bennisanarchy February 19, 2009
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Oh my goodness lets do cocaine so we can be like models and rockstars.
by L0VE December 3, 2005
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Evil, destructive drug which destroys (other)peoples' brains/ lives; discovered by a German fuckwit in the 19th Century. Makes you feel great(and treat other people like shit, so it should suit the human race).
Cocaine addicts, Oasis, Maradona, that Jewish singer whose name escapes me, Kate Moss, the creep in Diehard,
by I'm the slime October 20, 2010
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White powder tall skinny white dudes think smells amazing
hey wanna smell some cocaine it smells amazing

sure g
by notcoby December 16, 2018
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Cocaine (C17H21NO4) a drug used by many going through hard times and some who just wanna inhale the holy grail. It’s extracted from coca leaves

Cocaine is an anesthetic and a central nervous system stimulate.
“Hey bro you got the cash
“Yeah you got the money

“Alright here, 100% pure Columbian cocaine
by Del1r1ous June 5, 2019
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YEEEEEAAAHH MAAAAN! GOTTA LOVE THAT COCAAAIIINEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'LL GET YA HIIIIIGHH AS FUUUUUUUUUCK.

It's powered suger dumbass.
"Eyy man, you got da goooooods?"

"Cocaine shouldn't be used as it'll get you HIIIIGH AS FUUUUCK."
by POKECHUU April 6, 2017
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