An adjective for “jacking off.”
Hey imma head out, gotta go husk the cob, and throw a load of laundry in the dryer.
by MattyB69 November 3, 2018
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Black penis. Phallus with the characteristics of dusk. The genitals of a man of a darker complexion
Did you see the dusky cob on that feller
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This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.
Jac on the cob
by BethAnIceCube April 5, 2018
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When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
by PiggyIsEpic November 16, 2018
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Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.
I will long cob your arm
by LongCobbert March 5, 2023
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Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob
by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019
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When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.
Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.
by Beers Lite May 18, 2020
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