The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.
"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."
by Chris March 5, 2004
An abnormally large amount of male semen released from the penis that builds up over a period of time with no masturbation, sexual acts, or any activity involving semen release.
"Dude, I hadn't jerked it in a week and a few days ago Mary was blowin' my dolphin and I totally cobained it right in her throat!"
by mumanderso November 23, 2008
Dude what's with the flannel shirt and ripped jeans... you are so cobained.
There are currently 3 people here cultivating the Kurt Cobain look.
There are currently 3 people here cultivating the Kurt Cobain look.
by Vinny March 3, 2005
1. Proper Noun: Popular Rock musician, died at age of 27 of self-inflicted shotgun wound to head.
2. Verb:
To kill oneself.
2. Verb:
To kill oneself.
by Stephen January 9, 2004
An act where a male positions himself downward while sitting, and proceeds to shoot semen into the back of his own throat, at terminal velocity.
Guy1: “Hey man, why is your voice so raspy?”
Guy2: “I gave myself a Cobain at lunch”
Employee: “Sorry Boss, I won’t be able to come into work today. I Cobain’d”
Employer: “My condolences to you and your family.”
Guy2: “I gave myself a Cobain at lunch”
Employee: “Sorry Boss, I won’t be able to come into work today. I Cobain’d”
Employer: “My condolences to you and your family.”
by Truce Buildman December 28, 2021
The feeling of such bordom at work that one ponders suicide. Generally happens after 8 empty hours of staring at a computer.
by Misanthropic2DaMax February 24, 2012
The Cobain Cipher is an encryption key developed by Steven McCreanor. It is based on two foundation principles:
1. Basic alpha-numeric substitution (Caesar cipher).
2. Substitution of letters with numerals that possess similar appearance.
The Cobain cipher encryption key is as follows:
0 = O
1 = I, H
2 = n, S, u, Z
3 = E, M, W
4 = F
6 = b, d, g, P
7 = L, V
The Cobain cipher was developed on the proposition that certain letters possess a higher quality of visual similarity to certain numerals than others which can therefore be broken down into three major categories, that ultimately produce the Cobain cipher
Category one (most visually similar without manipulation)
0 = O
1 = I (upper-case i)
2 = Z
6 = b,
Category two (most visually similar with 360° manipulation)
1 = I, H
2 = n, S, u
3 = E, M, W
4 = F
5 = n, S, u
6 = d, P, g
7 = L, V
8 =
9 = b, d, g, P
Category three (least visually similar with three-dimensional manipulation)
0 = C, c, D, G, O, o, Q, U, u
1 = H, i, J, j, l (lowercase L), T, t
2 = G, h, N, n, S, s, U, u, Z, z
3 = E, M, m, W, w
4 = A, F, f, K, k, T, t, V, v, X, x, Y
5 = G, h, N, n, S, s, U, u, Z, z
6 = a, b,d, e, g, p, q, y
7 = H, i, J, j, L, r, T, t, V, v
8 = B, K, k, R
9 = a, b,d, e, g, p, q, y
*The Cobain cipher was produced by synthesising category one and two.
1. Basic alpha-numeric substitution (Caesar cipher).
2. Substitution of letters with numerals that possess similar appearance.
The Cobain cipher encryption key is as follows:
0 = O
1 = I, H
2 = n, S, u, Z
3 = E, M, W
4 = F
6 = b, d, g, P
7 = L, V
The Cobain cipher was developed on the proposition that certain letters possess a higher quality of visual similarity to certain numerals than others which can therefore be broken down into three major categories, that ultimately produce the Cobain cipher
Category one (most visually similar without manipulation)
0 = O
1 = I (upper-case i)
2 = Z
6 = b,
Category two (most visually similar with 360° manipulation)
1 = I, H
2 = n, S, u
3 = E, M, W
4 = F
5 = n, S, u
6 = d, P, g
7 = L, V
8 =
9 = b, d, g, P
Category three (least visually similar with three-dimensional manipulation)
0 = C, c, D, G, O, o, Q, U, u
1 = H, i, J, j, l (lowercase L), T, t
2 = G, h, N, n, S, s, U, u, Z, z
3 = E, M, m, W, w
4 = A, F, f, K, k, T, t, V, v, X, x, Y
5 = G, h, N, n, S, s, U, u, Z, z
6 = a, b,d, e, g, p, q, y
7 = H, i, J, j, L, r, T, t, V, v
8 = B, K, k, R
9 = a, b,d, e, g, p, q, y
*The Cobain cipher was produced by synthesising category one and two.
by STUVWX MC^234567 August 13, 2019