coakley 

verb: to lose something - particularly but not limited to a political race - which was once thought to be easily attainable.

If you're too confident, and believe you're as great as everyone says you are, you'll coakley the game for sure.

coakley by putch22 January 19, 2010

Coakley 

A beautiful and intelligent woman who deserves the world. She supports everyone in any endeavour. You can ALWAYS count on Coakley to brighten your day. She is caring, thoughtful, and selfless, yet asks for nothing in return. If you can be half of the woman Coakley is, you will be successful in life.

If you get a Coakley, you are the luckiest man alive!
Coakley has jacked up knees.

Coakley by sjcheer11 November 8, 2018

coakley 

gettin a crack whore, goin down on her for 45 minutes, givin her twenty bucks, ensure you ask for nothing in return. leave

butters had a horrible rash on his mouth after doing a coakley

coakley by Buckins August 29, 2008

coakley 

To go down on some chick with a snorkell, and not coming up for air for at least 20 minutes.

I was at a the C&B and saw Vince doing a coakley on the waitress

coakley by Tugsy Malone September 4, 2006

coakley-hall

To describe this person in one perfect word it would have to say yoggles. And yoggles is the half ash version of google.

Jeff: Have you heard of that new fella name coakley-hall?
Timmy: Yeah he acts like a real yoggles.

coakley-hall by ipad24 May 15, 2022

coakley air 

coakley air.

coakley air.

coakley air by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023

Going Martha Coakley 

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

Going Martha Coakley by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010