Clunge smuggler Share definition Flag A lesbian who dresses like a man to make herself look like she has a wanger and not a clunge. Man1: look at that bird over there dressed like a bloke Man2: Oh yeah...fucking clunge smuggler. Clunge smuggler by clunge king April 28, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Clunge smuggler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch