Clown Pimp Share definition Flag A person who is so bad ass that he turns his opponents into clowns, and then makes them his bitch. Dude did you see that guy whoring those clowns in halo? He's such a clown pimp Clown Pimp by TeddyL August 21, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Clown Pimp mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch