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1.
A closet homosexual is what most gay supporters are. These supposedly "straight" people spend all their time defending homosexuality that it's clear that they must be gay themselves hence their obsession with it. They call anyone who finds disgust with homosexuality a "bigot" even if they don't hate the gay person themselves. Their common argument (which is also illogical) against "gay haters" is that they must be gay themselves because they find the concept of two guys pounding each other hard in the ass repulsive. Perhaps it's these gay defenders who are gay themselves?
Jimmy: "Anyone who doesn't find two men kissing cool is a bigot and homophobe and probably a closet gay themselves!" (meaning that gays hate themselves)
Jack: "Yeah I agree! I'm a straight man but I love gays!"

*Jack and Jimmy walk away from the crowd that they were preaching too and then start sucking each other's cocks*
by Redditcringe January 05, 2014

Words related to Closet Gay

gay closet case metrosexual homo homophobe
 
2.
What most atheists are hence their constant whining about homosexuality.
Jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism.
by ;'#ertyuio6yt54re January 05, 2014