Clockblocked

When you're trying to get it in with a lady, and it's suddenly time to go ( because your ride is here/ the place closes/ it's time for her to leave etc. ) and you end up never getting to do anything with her.

Girl: I so wanna fuck you right now!

You: oh baby, let's do it!

Girl: Oh shit my moms here to pick me up, I gotta go!

You: ...well...damn...

Your friend: Well shit dude, Id say you just got clockblocked!

by RyGuyW September 24, 2011

Clockblock

When someone is late for an event that is already planned

Guy 1 - "Bro, where the fuck is Dan? We gotta go now, or we'll miss the fight."
Guy 2 - "I don't know, but he better not clockblock us..."
Guy 3 - "I'll kick his ass."

by 97NoRtHsTaR December 14, 2009

Clockblock

When your online friends have a different timezone than you, so you can't chat with them.

I woke up in the morning to talk to my friend when I realized he was across the world from me, still sleeping. Dammit , I was clockblocked!

by SizzBacon November 21, 2017

Clockblock

When you are cockblocked by long distance in a different time zone.

Essentially it ruins your chances of ever having a relationship with them.

Girl 1: listen, Stacy, she’s absolutely gorgeous and we’ve been talking for a while on social media.
Stacy: but she’s all the way in Germany, girl. Not worth it.
Girl 1: damn it, I know, I always get clockblocked.

by Datzabbadabbado July 25, 2018

Clockblocked

In basketball when you make a shot off the shot clock and it doesn't count or having a made shot called off because of not getting the shot off in time.

I thought I hit the game winning shot as time expired but I was clockblocked by the buzzer.

by boo&brasen December 29, 2011

clockblock

Delaying a friend from breaking up with their significant other even though it's inevitable.

Usher clockblocked his friend from moving on from his abusive relationship.

by r_tuna November 19, 2014

Clockblock

The ability of upper management at a company to habitually prevent employees from working overtime.

"I wanted to work some extra time today to get my job done finally, but Mr. Wethers is going to clockblock me again."

by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008