Clintucky Share definition Flag Hillbilly name for a town in Illinois that people who are literate call Clinton. Dude, I went partying in Clintucky last weekend!Those hoes in Clintucky sure like to party! Clintucky by Dick Mc. April 18, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Clintucky mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch