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Climacophobia 

Derived from the Ancient Greek κλῖμαξ (klimaks, “ladder, staircase”) and φόβος (phobos, “fear”) it can be defined in at least two ways:
1 The morbid fears of stairs or climbing stairs;
2 The fear of staircases or falling down stairs;
Similar in some ways to Bathmophobia and Descendophobia.
Malcolm doesn’t suffer from climacophobia he’s just such a hamplanet he doesn’t like the work involved.
Climacophobia by AKACroatalin January 31, 2017

Climate activist 

People who sit on streets like npc's and throw stuff at cars and act surprised when they get retaliation
Climate activist: STOP USING OIL!!!!!!!
Gigachad: stfu lmao
Climate activist by galactica423 September 27, 2023

climate sceptic

A better sounding name for an air pollution advocate usually paid by, interested in, or manipulated by the pollution-heavy industries. They usually claim themselves (falsely) to be an expert in environmental sciences. Their main purpose is to propagate pro-pollution attitude.
Probably Bjørn Lomborg was the only respectable climate sceptic but for now he does not support his former opinions anymore either.
climate sceptic by antiglobe October 28, 2010

Climate Oppressed

The perpetual forecast of 71 and fluorescent in the office, despite the weather outside. Like climate controlled, except sinister.
I'd rather have frostbite than a climate oppressed cubical, I can't even tell if the sun is out!
Climate Oppressed by Rapevan March 18, 2009

economic climate 

A phrase commonly used during a recession to sophisticate a person's excuse for not paying for anything he should.
"In this economic climate, I'm afraid I simply cannot afford to realize the dividends in my portfolio."

"Sorry, I can't pay muh rent because of this economic climate."

"Gotta quarter? I'm homeless thanks to the gub'ment and this economic climate."

Climacophilia 

"I have Climacophilia - I am aroused by falling down the stairs."

"Falling down the stairs at work turns me on so much - I do it every day."
Climacophilia by Jani Pewter February 15, 2006