1. Someone who hates you.
2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!
"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski