a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.
Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."
by marblecakealsothegame13 January 3, 2019
Vomiting; throwing up; hurling; puking etc. etc.
More specifically: Throwing up in someone's car.
Background: After eating McDonald's, Cliff threw up all over Max's car, therefore throwing up in someone's car became "cliffing" and then it became a general term for vomiting.
More specifically: Throwing up in someone's car.
Background: After eating McDonald's, Cliff threw up all over Max's car, therefore throwing up in someone's car became "cliffing" and then it became a general term for vomiting.
After eating some suspect curry and smoking too much pot, Zak ended up cliffing all over the back of our van.
by madamemetal013 June 24, 2011
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by Kurt Chales Dubay November 26, 2006
When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....
Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro
by Dueses March 26, 2015
Benjamin Clif Bar is a fucking bitch ass cunt.
by VVatersheep August 30, 2019