(Noun)- The action that precedes the distribution of Fantasy
Jizz (Note L.
J. Register's definition of "Fantasy
Jizz" for more details). More specifically, actions that take place in an NFL
game that arouse the Fantasy Gods. It should be noted that plays that do not score touchdowns or require exceptional levels of athleticism are not considered clockage. Additionally, clockage is not when a Quarterback spikes the football to stop the
game clock. The correct term for that action would be "clocked", which holds a different meaning entirely. Clockage is a sacred act that implies one imposing their
will against their opponent, without consent. If clockage reaches maximum success, Fantasy
Jizz erupts from the Athlete conducting the clockage onto their respective Fantasy Owner.
I'm getting so much clockage from Lamar
Jackson this week that I'm covered in Fantasy
Jizz!
Mike Evans had 8 catches for 190 yards and 3 touchdowns, so much clockage! I'm going to grab the dildo and clock my opponent on the top of his head until he yields.