Cleveritis

When you try to be clever but it backfires and causes a lot of chaos on misery.

The other day I was on Urban Dictionary and caught a severe case of Cleveritis and now I feel poopy and stupid.

by Worstmomever September 9, 2018

Steaming Clever

"A NEW TWIST ON THAT OLD FAVORITE; THE CLEVELAND STEAMER". During coitus, when u finger your own ass hole(and get that finger dirty fr) and then fishhook her

"I was fuckin her from behind and she said "fish hook me" and I gave er a steaming clever"-brah #1
"HAHA, U FUCKIN ANIMAL. I BET SHE SUCKED ON UR FINGER TOO!!PAAAHAHA"-brah #2
"SHE DID!"-brah #1
"Doesnt surprise me actually, I had heard she was into that"-brah #2

by 710ASSCONNOISSEURslm+thck4life June 9, 2018

google clever

The ability to answer all questions having consulted Google.

P - What does this mean?
D - <blah blah blah>
P - Wow, you're so Google Clever!

by dms787878 November 19, 2013

Clever cracker

Person who cuts through the jargon to get to the crux of the message; a Bullshit Detector

"There's no use trying to 'blag it' when you speak to her, she'll see right through what you say - she's a real clever cracker"

by Claudette184 August 3, 2013

im clever

you most certinally are.

1: im clever!
2:ok...

by just dont ask i dont like talk May 6, 2020

clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.

Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.

by disturbed cake April 29, 2016

clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.

"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.

by disturbed cake April 29, 2016