nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

by cocktupus January 28, 2008

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Jethro and cletus

Jethro and cletus - trailer park / redneck version of pookie and ray ray. They may engage in activities such as muddin,using and manufacturing meth,pipe bombs,
Classic rock and country music .

They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.

Nah man I stay out trailer parks
Thats Jethro and cletus neck of the woods.

by Blu_leef November 6, 2022

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cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!

Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool

by elliot😼 July 21, 2021

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