Lauren Clements

A silly dummy hoe that is also an amazing, pretty girl

Person 1: Yo look!
Person 2: Bro that’s my friend, she’s such a Lauren Clements.

by Nheck January 7, 2020

clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis

last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.

by braunj8840 June 24, 2011

Walter Clements

An absolute god, the king, the lord, our savior, etc. In no way your typical 7 year old kid on Youtube.

Walter Clements is the only god we worship in this house!

by WTMS369 September 8, 2020

Clement Li

One who exaggerates all things to the highest degree. Exaggeration cannot pass this point, because it is at max.

* Player 2 scores 1 goal in a hockey game. *

Player 1: GOod game man!
Player 2: Thanks! Can't believe i scored 8 goals!
Player 1: wtf mate

by Wooten September 30, 2004

San clemente

A small beach town where many underage kids decide to abuse marajuana, alcohol, xanax, and even sometimes coke. Ya ik, we get lit. We've the hoeiest hoes & the broiest bros. We also roll a lot of backwoods "HELL FUCKING YEAH BROTHER, ESKETITTT, SEND ITTTT"

Damn bro lets go to San Clemente & ride dirt bikes & drink beer at t.

by Yourbitchonmydick August 3, 2017

Clement Yeung

A person who gets very horny when he sees a whale shark . He has a whale shark sex doll at home that he have sex with it everyday and he also lick his whale shark dolls . Most importantly he watchs Jake Paul and Logan Paul.

What are you doing ?! Your being such a Clement Yeung

by Brack Obama November 26, 2019

Clements Disease

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.

“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”

by Martinkelly188 September 21, 2018