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Clematis 

pronounced /ˈklɛmətɨs/, from Ancient Greek klematis, a climbing plant, often periwinkle is a genus of mostly vigorous climbing lianas, with attractive flowers. When the pollen of this beautiful flower is snorted it can cause hallucinogenic effects.

Clematis is also known in the drug world and on the streets as "Vitamin C".

Vitamin C, or "the C", is a substance that affects the brain chemistry of the user: causing euphoria, the need to please guests, talking loudly, alertness in the face, increased energy, and the need to win party games.
"Pass me that Vitamin C", "I gotta get some Vitamin C, YO", "I hear Clematis is beautiful this time of year."
Clematis by vtamnClover May 25, 2009
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Clematis 

When a girl has an extremely stinky vag.
"I went down on a girl the other night, and she had major clematis. I nearly barfed."
Clematis by ArnoldEatsChildren February 28, 2010
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Clematis is a piece of shit town in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere with a pub, farms and hillbillys that drive tractors, pick spuds from gembrook and fuck their cousins
look it up dude its a real place in Melbourne-Australia Clematis
clematis by mister tinkertrain December 12, 2010
A man who looks like a mountain monkey and will do anything for a nickel
Hey give me a nickel imma go to cleatis
cleatis by raisinghell85 March 5, 2015

climatise 

climatising means getting used to your surroundings/ environment
i’ve finally climatised to the pool water
climatise by nattypattyratty May 27, 2023

catfish cleatis 

A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.
Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"
catfish cleatis by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026