That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.
When you take a shit and it’s so perfect you don’t even need to wipe!
“Dude, you left a floater in the toilet and there’s no toilet paper with it... wtf?!” “Bitch, that was such a perfect shit, it didn’t need a wipe, it was a clean get away!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'