Classic Tom 

Adhering or conforming to established standards and principles of which have been set, such an example of a "Classic tom" is marked by or causing boisterous merriment or convulsive laughter

I just left some shit on owen's doorstep, thats a Classic TOM!!!!!!!!

Classic Tom by Welch and Wonnell Originals September 9, 2008

Tom Classic

"Oh he's pulled a Tom Classic."

A "Tom Classic" is what you say when someone has deserted at the worst possible time. E.g . They have gone AFK during a game or left mid-conversation.

A Tom Classic is essentially what you say when someone has left at the worst possible time.

It originates from Tom always deafening in Discord and going AFK during games at the worst possible times.

"Oh he's left-right as we needed him, he's pulled a Tom Classic."

Tom Classic by Omg_im_aware January 4, 2022

Certified Hyteam Classic™ 

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.

"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."

Certified Hyteam Classic™ by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016