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Breaks every girls' hearts and then glues them back together with gorilla glue only to break it again because it turns out he has heterosexual feelings for a fellow male.

Frequently plays the guitar and tries to appear as masculine as possible in order to deceive the female species.
I don't think you should date him, he looks like the type of guy to pull a clavienne on you
clavienne by NewYorkRoast July 23, 2021
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Clasing’s are simps
clasing by Hawkertuker May 16, 2020

classendary 

Classendary is an adjective reserved to describe the most awesome, aweinspiring and fantastic things in every day life. The word classendary is derived from the English words, "classic" and "legendary" to form one word that sum up a feel of total euphoria and happiness in a moment.

Things that can be described as "classendary" include:
- Daniel Ferg
- Hitching a lift home with an Irish guy from a party the night before
- Trains
- Watching a person get harveyed
- An unusually comical event
- The name Dave

Somthing that is classendary usually lives for ever in the memories of those who christen it as classendary. Classendary is the highest rating of the Joss-o-meter.
Dave - "Do you remember that time when we clapped in Harvey's mum while singing, "you're not drinking, you're not drinking, you're not drinking any more?"

Me - "Yeah, it was classendary."
classendary by Jermain Jerome October 1, 2006

clasening 

The act of infusing a thing, place, or situation with the spirit of Dave Clasen
You have fully clasened this program.
clasening by Dave Clasen December 5, 2003

Classenster 

A Great, kind and loyal friend. usually with the last name, "Classen"
Hey Guys, "Ya Gotta Love the Classenster"

"Hey man, where did you get those cool shades?"
"I thought I told you, The Classenster bought them for me"
Classenster by The Rster April 15, 2008

Clashentuate 

"We're totally different, but we mesh at the same time. We clashentuate."

One differing ethnically, socially, culturally, yet accentuates each other by means of one's own personality.

Clintosaurus and CJ would clashenuate.
Clashentuate by Andibot January 18, 2009
Josh reminds me of a clasing
clasing by DarkFennix May 16, 2020