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A really trashy object/person that tries to make its self seem classy... like a diamond encrusted dildo or any of the Real Housewives or girls on the Jersey Shore
Teresa: Hey Danielle look at my diamond encrusted dildo my juice-head husband gave me!!! You Prostitution Whore!!!!

Danielle: You're such a Clashy Bitch Teresa... why don't you go flip a table again...
by Petie Sedgwick February 13, 2010