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Probably the palest person you'll ever know. Loves George W. Bush. Wears a gay ass banking pin wherever he goes. Kinda looks like Josh Brolin in No Country for Old Men. One of those douche bags who wears a suit on casual Friday at work. Loves to drink excessive amounts of alcohol and thinks its no big deal.
"I'm not casual about my banking, why would I be casual about what I wear....."

"Wow! You drink like a Clary!"

by Awesome #1 April 11, 2008

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