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Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time.
Steve: I just Clarked

Billy: Wow, we really need to clean this mess of blood, semen, mucas, urine, and stomach acid up!
by Allen Jobs February 14, 2009
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verb - to use a nail gun, to nail
by phlipo June 08, 2009
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To cause serious injury to the nose by the means of foot apparel.
She went to the emergency room after he clarked her with his rainbows.
by SRWellness February 11, 2009
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V. clark
A swift grab to the crotch only after yelling out loud "CLARK" to the victim.
-- I'm going to clark you.

-- CLARK!!

by beamcream October 30, 2007
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Verb: clarked, clarking, clarks

1. To urinate on one's self
2. To injure one's self to the point of bleeding or facial disfigurement
3. To get extremely drunk and pass out in random rooms, lounges, quads, classrooms...
4. To turn on loud music (mostly The Who) just before leaving for the day
4a. To overplay a great song/band to the point where it is ruined for the rest of mankind
5. The act of f*cking up in general
a) Damn I was clarked last night.
b) The girls were disgusted because he was all clarked up at the party.
by McNutt April 01, 2004
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verb, the act of failing a class, usually a college class, between 3 to 5 times before either: 1. passing said class, or 2. Failing to retake the class.
"Yeah, so he failed Chem II for the fifth time, he totally Clarked it."
by S. Trumbull August 01, 2006
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(v). Sometimes in the medical community, the word "Clark" is used to describe the act of becoming faint and passing out during an OR procedure.
"Man, did you see Rob almost clark today during the ex lap?"

"Jon is awesome at surgery. He would NEVER clark during a procedure"

"Catch her! She's Clarking!"
by UTSW phrases January 13, 2012
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