1 definition by Crainey

Clark

A religious cult where members are ritually castrated at the age of 25. The cult have the fundamental belief that all members should be surgically enhanced by taking important parts of their body away from them. Clark

'I was kidnapped by those F***ing Clarkes again. They took my knob and fed it to a lion!'

'Jeez, when I got clarked they took all my hair, from all over my body!'

'those Clarkes are out of fucking line man!'

by Crainey January 23, 2007